Sitemap - 2023 - Autosave is for wimps
It must be Christmas: even my business bank account got Frozen
Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea
Alarming tales: woken up with a quick one off the wrist
Struggling through the Crystal Maze in our hunt for a spare CAT5
Make the most of bad tech while it still makes you laugh
Ooh missus, get a grip on my notifications
Contactless is crap but it could be worse: Yanks suffered magstripe up to 2015
No seriously, where are my self-calibrating Y-fronts and smart bog roll?
Don’t ‘rush to regulate’. Rush to self-annihilation instead
No-one likes to be spied upon but could you move that motion detector a bit closer?
My 2FA activation codes are being emailed to another dimension… and texted to a monk
In a world without manuals we must learn by oral tradition
My MugSlam upgrade will help you get up-close and personal
Flying taxis? Hang on, I’m still waiting for my anti-gravity skateboard
Oh no! AI curiosity elicits the return of the Turtle-Necked Tw*t
Talk to your plants? Come on over and listen to my underpants
Are you careful or cretinous? AI can be the former, freeing humans up to be the latter
How to reset the clock on your oven? Hang on, I’ll write out the equation for you
Terrifying in-app ads are reading my keystrokes and I can’t even spel propperlie
Field technicians want to grab my tool and probe my things
Never analyse comedy. Analysts have no sense of humour
Ne jamais analyser l'humour. Les analystes n'en ont pas le sens
Permis d'ennuyer : les médias sociaux classiques ne me fait pas Bonder
Licence to bore: failing to Bond with classic social media
Le guide de l'utilisateur de mon imprimante ? Je étais sûr de l'avoir ici quelque part...
My printer's user guide? I’m sure I had it here somewhere…
Comment pouvons-nous rendre ces satanées IA plus sympathiques ? Demandons à une IA !
How shall we make those darn AIs seem friendlier? Let’s ask an AI!
The vehicle might be autonomous but you’ll have to pilot the insurance policy yourself
‘Rules are meant to be broken’ (said every dickhead you ever met)
Copper Cthulu has invaded my house but the electrical exorcist is on his way
Avoid a brush with death by thinking ahead
I need manual stimulation (although a user guide will do)
How IT are you? Find out now in our hilarious quiz!
Who would bother listening to a robot? Another robot, of course!
Pussy, I farted. What else would you expect from my bot?
That faulty UI message you fixed? It's come back and no-one knows why
Return of the Revenge of the Curse of the Bride of Self-Checkout Strikes Back II
We were told we’d have delivery robots by now. Where are they?
Help me write my dictionary of tech terms. I mean, er, help me ‘facilitate’ my 'moonshot'
Great moments in Crypto (part 2): Nothing romantic about a slow death
Gutenberg invented social media and Monte Cristo was a hacker
Why return to the office? To have a lark about when the boss isn't looking, that's why!
Neither digital native nor mired in analogue cement: I’m the adaptive generation
Great Moments in Crypto (part 1): BitcoinXT totally forks up in 2015
Can’t find what you’re after? Say hello to the age of disruption
Stripped down and exposed: business kit from the good old days
What I learnt from crotch-rubbing: you can condition people into anything
Artificial unintelligence rides off into the sunset with all our jobs
A stranger wants to stuff a role up my user entry
In the drone wars, trundlebum deliveries are still more likely than headward scissorhands
No, sir, we’re afraid it is YOUR fault if our system doesn’t work
The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why