What I learnt from crotch-rubbing: you can condition people into anything
Apple invented expensive wristwatches and free U2 but I invented NostrilTime
Today’s column is late because I got sidetracked by a Guardian headline that asked Why is British R&B being ignored?
Well I thought the answer was obvious: because R&B is sodding dreadful.
You can excuse Americans loving R&B since they don’t have much choice – all their great musicians are dyin…
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