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No seriously, where are my self-calibrating Y-fronts and smart bog roll?
Internet of Useless Things, a decade later
Regular readers of this column – i.e. those of you who have have suspiciously too much time on their hands on a Friday afternoon – will be aware that I am a IT fraud.
Compooters are kinda fun and my second-favourite idea for a perfect Sunday afternoon might involve a bit of screwdriver s…
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