[Autosave is for Wimps]

[Autosave is for Wimps]

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Alistair Dabbs
May 26, 2023
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Gor blimey guv. I jus’ bin dahn the ol’ rub-a-dub for a pokey alright sparrah do us a lemon John.

Fret not, faithful reader. Be comforted that I have neither succumbed to Dickvandyitis nor do I have any compulsion to “do the old bamboo” – a vulgar euphemism if ever I heard one.

I am mere…

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