Blow each other's heads off without going to jail
9
Those knobbly bits on the side of your phone? They’re ‘buttons’, matey
70
What you really want is a good Poop
18
Wipe goodbye to the flush-handle era
27
Tight-fit rubber and tape
19
Apple invented expensive wristwatches and free U2 but I invented NostrilTime
22
If you think white is a colour, your services are no longer required
43
It’s hierarchical thing: the feudal system persists
16
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