Isn’t it eery how its eyes follow you around the room?
Fate may see you reborn as a badly rendered statue of Mussolini
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…and some people we’ve not met will earn their bonus
Alistair Dabbs
When we asked if you could hire a cloud master, you may have misunderstood
Alistair Dabbs
Everybody is dead, Dave.
Alistair Dabbs
Commuting! Bad Wi-Fi! Insufficient USB ports! That insufferable tit on Accounts!
Alistair Dabbs
Please tick ‘Enter my name in the prize draw’ if ticking things makes you feel better
Alistair Dabbs
Introducing AUTOSAVE IS FOR WIMPS, a weekly chronicle for [beer o’]clock-watching IT people
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