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AI can read (and write) my lips. Great! Read me saying: ‘Stick your AI slop up your arse!’
Finally I am able blow raspberries in 47 languages
Jun 28
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Alistair Dabbs
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AI can read (and write) my lips. Great! Read me saying: ‘Stick your AI slop up your arse!’
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In-car audio alerts are warning me of something... but I don't know what
An incoming call? A garage service reminder? Impending doom?
Jun 26
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Alistair Dabbs
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2:49
Hey, paranoid dudes and Philip K Dick! They really ARE looking at you through the TV set!
Start honing up your Jame Bond post-kill one-liners now
Jun 13
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Alistair Dabbs
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Hey, paranoid dudes and Philip K Dick! They really ARE looking at you through the TV set!
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Your metadata is having an orgy with my blue-screen Spartans
Nothing a bit of leather thong can't fix
Jun 12
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Alistair Dabbs
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3:26
Customer surveys are back, big-time. How happy are you about this on a scale of 1 to 10?
Please provide feedback on our survey about your feedback on our survey
Jun 6
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Alistair Dabbs
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Customer surveys are back, big-time. How happy are you about this on a scale of 1 to 10?
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My website is perfect. You're just using the wrong browser
'Common web standards', what are THEY?
Jun 5
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Alistair Dabbs
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2:53
May 2025
What’s in the unmarked boxes? Haptic buttocks, perhaps?
Don’t read my mind, just tell me what to think
May 30
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Alistair Dabbs
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What’s in the unmarked boxes? Haptic buttocks, perhaps?
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Should I click CANCEL to cancel a 'Cancel'?
Or will it all blow up in my face?
May 29
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Alistair Dabbs
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4:23
Your recent surge of junk mail? I think we know where that came from
Let’s ask the hive mind
May 23
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Alistair Dabbs
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Your recent surge of junk mail? I think we know where that came from
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Why does my train ticket app always bomb out just when I reach a platform barrier?
Put down the bagpipes and step away
May 22
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Alistair Dabbs
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3:14
Will AI put an end to English Manglage? Please, no! Don’t suck the fun out of naff translations!
To err is human: that’s what makes it funny
May 16
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Alistair Dabbs
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Will AI put an end to English Manglage? Please, no! Don’t suck the fun out of naff translations!
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When reporting a casual data breach, always refer to it as a 'sophisticated hack'
Has anyone seen my croissants?
May 15
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Alistair Dabbs
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