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Alarming tales: woken up with a quick one off the wrist
Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey
Oh how wicked I am. I know this because I have not rested all week. And I have been sleeping in other people’s beds, night after night.
When I say “other people’s beds”, I mean that they belonged to other people – specifically to the hotel chains where I was forced to stay. They were empty bes…
