Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea
'Ingesting' it, on the other hand, is just fine
Free at last! Or, as the case may be, loadsamoney overtime!
Yes, it’s the final Friday before Christmas and the best beer o’clock of the year is just hours/minutes/moments away (depending upon your shift rota). Either you are soon to be freed from your desk for a week or you are about to enter…
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