Licence to bore: failing to Bond with classic social media
What do you mean ‘you weren’t expecting me’? I booked!
Boo hoo me. I never get invited to the right parties.
That is, I do get invitations to events. I’m not a complete Johnny No-Mates, at least not yet. But they’re not the type of parties I was hoping to be invited to.
The latest invite turned up this morning: another “festival of street cultur…
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