Artificial unintelligence rides off into the sunset with all our jobs
If you think white is a colour, your services are no longer required
“Hey Siri, I’m going out. Turn yourself off and save some electricity.”
[An hour later…]
“Hey Siri, open the front door … Hey Siri, I said ‘Hey Siri’ … Er, Siri…? Hello…? (Did you bring a key? Shit, me neither) … Siri…? Is there anyone there…?”
I’m joking, of course. This exchange with a v…
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