No-one likes to be spied upon but could you move that motion detector a bit closer?
Swipe any direction when you’re in black heaven
This week you find me crawling blindly along a tiled floor with my trousers around my ankles. I had hurriedly pulled my trousers up a moment ago but, with my belt undone and my flies still open, the action of crawling has relentlessly tugged them back down.
Fridays, eh?
I am in the t…
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