Field technicians want to grab my tool and probe my things

The TV repair man returns for the IoT age

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There’s a woman at the front door. She says she has come to twiddle my knob.

Here we go, you’re thinking: yet another ‘Autosave is for Wimps’ column opening with cheap sexual innuendo. Well, no, far from it. I have moved on from such puerile humour. No more cheap smut from me.

Allow me to put th…