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It's the healing hands of guru Dabbs... again!
Update the 'printer driver'? What, are you from the past?
108 years later, where are the pyrotechnic video effects for Zoom calls?
In happier times? Computer nostalgia is 10 PRINT "BOLLOCKS"
Humans programmed us into this mess. Can they code a way out?
It's artificial! It's intelligent! And it's gone bonkers... in MY HOME!
Diary of a report writer and his big break into bad business
You can't plug that thing in there, young man! Ooh fancy
My name is Dabbsy and I am an emailoholic
You have a ‘quick question’? Oh good, I have a couple of hours
No more WFH, guys. Shame they ditched all those door passes, eh?
On the couch with an AI robo-doc asking me very personal questions
History Lesson 1: Beware of geeks bearing gifts, especially if it's Apple
What to do with those rubbish IT gadget freebies you’ve been given? Well… Christmas is coming!
Things used to be better, or worse, or the same
Ransomware wouldn’t be so bad if your data wasn't so easy to kidnap
Switch off the mic if it makes you feel better – it'll make no difference
Like rats to the river, we follow AI’s dopey pied piper
Smart hardware’s all the same: don’t say I didn’t warn you about the extra costs
Put your private parts on display to please junk-tracking employers
Magstripe is dead but let’s not lose sleep over it
How many FLOPPIES do I need for 16 MILLION image files?
Darth Vader was just a weed in cool black
Blow the fluff from my crack, tickle my balls and other mouse-cleaning tips
Double-click? Oh don’t be so conventional
A lazy fortune-teller’s guide to registering with the French tax office
You hired me and forgot about it. That’s MY fault is it? Of course it is
Fetch my keys will you? They’re in the fridge
Switched-off voice assistant blurts out nonsense while I watch TV
My door is so smart it keeps out the riff-raff (such as me)
Enough sleep monitors! Let’s have some useful tech wearables for a change
Innovation, permission and Sam Altman's groceries: all up for grabs, apparently
Where, oh where, to implant my employee microchip?
How dare they ban China's TikTok?! That's the kind of thing they'd do in, er, China
Look, pal, it’s YOUR password so it’s YOUR responsibility (even if WE lost it)
Client forgot to mention that 'essential' feature. Again.
Kerbside flytip or museum exhibit: that's where we're headed, IT comms peeps
Mark my words, GenAI critters… if you know what I mean
The day I almost pinned my butt as a Google Maps landmark
Why are you holding your phone like that?
Hide your extramarital affair by doing it online. What could possibly go wrong?
Greetings from the Leap-ocalypse bunker. Did I miss anything?
My life story, told as a trail of rubbish PCs
Wish away tech billionaires’ obsessions with home-grown demonic spells
Video ads: The only good autoplay is a dead autoplay
Every generation invents new ways to fall off the shoulders of giants
"Boundary pushing" in-car stereo tech is driving me up the wall
How many screen-taps to get through your customer funnel? Three? Five?