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Enough sleep monitors! Let’s have some useful tech wearables for a change
I want to hail a lift while picking my nose
What do you do when your brain is missing? Let’s say you put it down somewhere the night before but you can’t remember where and now you can’t find it.
Quite possibly your brain is perfectly safe. You know this because you deliberately launched it in an Incognito tab for tip-top security so that absolutely nobody can access it. Apart from Google of course… and Google’s wife, Google’s wife’s friends, Google’s wife’s friends’ families, their families’ servants, and their families’ servants’ tennis partners.
The problem, then, might be that you have lost the key to your own brain and, thanks to the way Chrome’s Incognito mode was conceived, you are now the only person in the entire universe unable to access it.
What you need is a Muse – a device that will “unlock your brain”. A snip at 336 € (using the Father’s Day discount code)!
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