Every generation invents new ways to fall off the shoulders of giants
Oh and they invented ‘falling’ too
Plucking hell.
No, I am not bowdlerising my usual expletives. I am pulling unwanted hair with tweezers.
Youthfully self-conscious about the scar across my right eyebrow, I found that middle age sorted a few things out by suddenly making my facial hair grow like I’d been adding f…
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