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Why are you holding your phone like that?
If you stop it now, that might just count as a 'Brexit bonus'
I don't like to do it sideways. I won't do it at any fancy angle. Call me conventional but what can I say? I'm a straight-talking kind of guy.
How hard does it have to be to get a firm grip on it… and hold it against the side of your face?
Oh right. Put that yoga manual down, you might have misun…
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