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Hide your extramarital affair by doing it online. What could possibly go wrong?
Put the rolling pin down and step back
What’s your name, chuck, and where do you come from?
“My name’s William, Cilla, but my friends call me WILLY eheh heh heh and I’m from HORNY Hornsea!”
[Studio audience cheers noisily for no obvious reason]
And you, number two?
“My name’s ROD uhuh huh huh, and I’m from uhuh huh huh SHAFTesbury.”
[Studio au…
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