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Sitemap - 2020 - [Autosave is for Wimps]
Do all your other Christmas gifts pale into insignificance next to… The Gadget?
‘Dress-down Friday’ is dead. Long live ‘We’re tracking every keystroke rest-of-your-life’
This year I don’t mind what gift you buy me, as long as it’s not bought from THEM
You know that ‘lifetime guarantee’ you offered me? Apparently I died already
Lockdown + Online shopping = Where’s my bloody parcel? You left it WHERE?
Swipe left for lockdown, swipe right for the ‘cuffing season’
You think you’re running on empty? My toilet duck has just Snapchatted me for a refill
Whoa grandpa, still buying those see-dees? Slow down and chill, dude
Black and white. Chalk and cheese. Artificial intelligence and ethics.
Goodbye smart speaker, hello smart motion display (goodbye private life)
Beware the curse of Dabbs, stomping where karma fears to tread
It’s a team effort: you type the semicolons, I’ll do the curly brackets
"Hey guys, I've a great idea for the project! Let's put GOD in charge!"
Whoop, we’re going back to the office! Jolly japes! Gossip! Free mineral water and Digestives!
Thank you for filling out our survey. Stuff your opinions: it’s your personal data we wanted
‘Something for the weekend, sir?’ No, this is completely different. At least, the title is.