Let’s put ‘soft skills’ training out of its misery. And dopey AI applications. And… hang on, I have a list.

Everybody is dead, Dave.

I have been invited to attend a seminar that will teach me "how to be me".

This comes as a bit of a surprise as I had never realised that I was someone else. I wonder who? And how many other people have been invited to the seminar? Will they be learning how to be me as well? Surely if someone wants to teach a Zoomful of delegates on how to be a Dabbsy, i…