Whoa grandpa, still buying those see-dees? Slow down and chill, dude

The smart crowd streams its vinyl, dontcha know?

They’ve tracked me down. My cover is blown.

I’d quietly slipped out of the country and started life anew with a new address and a new name. Well, when I say new name, I thought I’d fox the spammers by cleverly ensuring my brand new name was still spelt the same way as my old one – a nifty double-bluff I was sure they’d never anticipate. Then I went about…