It’s a team effort: you type the semicolons, I’ll do the curly brackets

…and some people we’ve not met will earn their bonus

Hmm, tricky. A senior colleague at work gave me a deadline of tomorrow morning but all my conscious thought is transfixed by what I’m watching on television.

When I say "senior colleague", it’s just a polite euphemism for "clock-watcher on payroll" but it amuses me to be patronising. He flinched a bit when I first called him "boss" but quickly got used t…