"Hey guys, I've a great idea for the project! Let's put GOD in charge!"
When we asked if you could hire a cloud master, you may have misunderstood
I don’t mind keeping quiet during prayers at the start of each scrum meeting, but I draw a line at having to join in with the singing.
"We give thanks for this morning’s remote stand-up session (You are all standing up, yes? And it is good.) May we share enlightenment through the reports that each team member will bring. Amen. Namaste. Make it so Mr Worf…
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