![[Autosave is for Wimps]](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xki4!,w_80,h_80,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_auto/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6074c205-ec66-434d-a31c-d8b26b9e2c52_256x256.png)
![[Autosave is for Wimps]](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xki4!,w_36,h_36,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_auto/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6074c205-ec66-434d-a31c-d8b26b9e2c52_256x256.png)
You know that ‘lifetime guarantee’ you offered me? Apparently I died already
Beyond the gates of Hell lies… the Customer Returns desk
May I have a replacement, please?
“Sir? You have only just bought it.”
Yes. But it’s broken. I would like it replaced.
“I don’t understand, sir. This is the checkout. You have just now paid for the goods. You haven’t even left the shop.”
Well I thought I’d save time having to bring it back later.
Welcome to my personal retail world. Whatever I buy, it’ll be …
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to [Autosave is for Wimps] to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.