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Meme coins swagger down the same cul-de-sac of obsolescence as NFTs (and comics)
I am my own second-factor authentication, so what was the first?
‘Thank you. Are there any questions? (Not you, Dabbsy)’
How much stolen data do you need to change a IT news website lightbulb?
AI can read (and write) my lips. Great! Read me saying: ‘Stick your AI slop up your arse!’
In-car audio alerts are warning me of something... but I don't know what
Hey, paranoid dudes and Philip K Dick! They really ARE looking at you through the TV set!
Your metadata is having an orgy with my blue-screen Spartans
Customer surveys are back, big-time. How happy are you about this on a scale of 1 to 10?
My website is perfect. You're just using the wrong browser
What’s in the unmarked boxes? Haptic buttocks, perhaps?
Should I click CANCEL to cancel a 'Cancel'?
Your recent surge of junk mail? I think we know where that came from
Why does my train ticket app always bomb out just when I reach a platform barrier?
Will AI put an end to English Manglage? Please, no! Don’t suck the fun out of naff translations!
When reporting a casual data breach, always refer to it as a 'sophisticated hack'
'We know where you live, pal!' Why does every app want to know my location?
Buying coffee in the contactless slow lane
Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?
I bought an IT device while drunk and now I can't work out what it's for
I’m putting on my tin hat, tyin’ up my cable tie, dowsing out my tails
It's all about the free jelly babies: a hack's guide to IT fairs
34,000 Bitcoin millionaires have been wiped out. Shall we start a crowdfunder?
The grooming parlour wants to know my name. Should I give it?
One day we will look back on these unloved AI 'features' and have a chuckle
The end of civilisation, one notification at a time
A robot wants to look at my testicles. At least I think that's what it said
Does AI cheer you on? All I hear is hooters
Use it or lose it they say. Or do both and blame me, like my ex-client did
Bad actors? Threat actors? Beware the bad threat METHOD actor!
‘Nazi AI, draw me a Jew. Hey, why is everyone angry at me?’
'Do people still use email?' asks a survey sent to me... by email
Why is disruption so disreputable? Hark my historical tale of woe
Microsoft commits to ‘improve’ Office 365 by removing apps
Happy New Year! … Dammit, there’s another deadline missed
X-Ray glasses could augment my look at the phenomenon of ‘ledzeppeling’
Stuffing more intelligence into more server farms just makes AI stupider, faster with more certainty
I am sending pouting selfies to a robot. Its AI is well buff
I’ve never paid for it in my life... we are talking Wi-Fi, right?
Why do AI chatbots tell porkies? Because LLMs are designed by liars
Twitter/X is just like Assassin’s Creed Shadows (except it isn’t)
FREE POST! Getting your tongue around foreign tech-talk is easier than you think
North / south / east / west of the river? Nah chance, mate