EPISODE 12
Stoogey: You know that new guy who rented the office at the end of the corridor?
Dabbsy: Yes… ‘Keith’?
Stoogey: ‘Kevin’ – that’s him. He was in reception, greeting a client, and decided to show off a spreadsheet. So he balanced his laptop on the glass plate covering the aquarium.
Dabbsy: There isn’t a glass plate on the aquarium.
Stoogey: Indeed there isn’t. Plop! It went straight in and gurgled its way to the bottom, ending up on the blue gravel between the plaster shipwreck and the bubbling treasure chest.
Dabbsy: Impressive. A worthy winner by the sound of it.
A worthy winner of what? To find out, click the PLAY button above. (But for heaven’s sake, don’t click OK or CANCEL.)
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