Bad actors? Threat actors? Beware the bad threat METHOD actor!

EPSIODE 3 of a series of weekly audio sketches from [Autosave is for Wimps].

Each episode is under three minutes so they won’t waste your time. OK, it also means they are quicker to produce which means they won’t waste my time either.

Even though it’s not yet Friday, this will conjure a whiff of beer o’clock and keep you going until my weekly [Autosave is for Wimps] column appears tomorrow.

These episodes will not be free forever, so enjoy them while you still can. Eventually they will fall behind the paywall so that only paying subscribers will get them.

Money? For this?? How dare he ask for money!?

Subscriptions to [Autosave is for Wimps] are cheap! (Unless, of course, you choose the monthly subscription and thereby pay more than twice as much as everyone else.) Take out an annual sub and you’ll get the weekly column AND the audio thing for less than 40 Brexit pennies per week.

Did I mention that UK sub prices may go up after Easter? (Not my fault: UK tax authorities are now insisting that I charge 20% VAT to UK readers because you decided not to be in Europe any more.)

Subscribe NOW and take advantage of the current low price for 12 months! And have the added bonus of knowing that I’ll have to pay your VAT from my own pocket! For a whole year! Just imagine the look on my face when I realise that you’re ripping me off! Surely that alone is worth the cost of a sub!

Here, let me make it easy for you…