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My computer's crashed! I've lost everythi… oh, never mind, it's working again
“What’s the keyboard shortcut for ‘Delete’?” In Spacebar, no one can hear you scream
Is a tag tracking your todger? No probs, just slice it off!
You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook? Ho ho, next you'll be saying you 'dialled' a phone number!
It doesn’t exist? I’ll give you $32bn for it and call it a bargain!
Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet
How my batch process nightmare was solved by a Wombat
"Eat this!" Hang on, let me pass your biscuits through the scanner
Shuffling robots won’t stop the human race sprinting to its own finishing line
The day I changed sides and joined a support team, I learnt not to trust users like me
You never know when your hoard of obsolete hardware might come in handy. Just wait...
IT jargon is absolutely REAMED with sexual double-entendres
She was so many things to so many people: monarch, matriarch, logo redesign project...
Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s
OK I filled out your supermassive form. Let's click ‘Submit’ and… whuh? Where'd it all go?