Sitemap - 2022 - Autosave is for wimps
My computer's crashed! I've lost everythi… oh, never mind, it's working again
“What’s the keyboard shortcut for ‘Delete’?” In Spacebar, no one can hear you scream
Is a tag tracking your todger? No probs, just slice it off!
You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook? Ho ho, next you'll be saying you 'dialled' a phone number!
It doesn’t exist? I’ll give you $32bn for it and call it a bargain!
Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet
How my batch process nightmare was solved by a Wombat
"Eat this!" Hang on, let me pass your biscuits through the scanner
Shuffling robots won’t stop the human race sprinting to its own finishing line
The day I changed sides and joined a support team, I learnt not to trust users like me
You never know when your hoard of obsolete hardware might come in handy. Just wait...
IT jargon is absolutely REAMED with sexual double-entendres
She was so many things to so many people: monarch, matriarch, logo redesign project...
Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s
OK I filled out your supermassive form. Let's click ‘Submit’ and… whuh? Where'd it all go?