IT jargon is absolutely REAMED with sexual double-entendres

Let’s bring it back to level pegging

My wife is looking at online porn again.

This can happen accidentally to anyone from time to time, usually while reading through the results of perfectly innocent web searches such as oyster bar or prize giving head boy. But here my wife is scrolling through pictures of men being er... “serviced” from behind by women wearing strap-on dildos. Her brow is …