The metaverse won’t be a place to escape but a digital copy of existing real life – so what’s it for?

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“Keep shovelling, lads. It’s good of you to form a gang to stuff my metahole.

“Yes, Rod, that was a joke. Yes, it sounds like a sexual euphemism; well spotted. No, Rod, I made it up because I thought it might be funny. Yes, I realise that it wasn’t but… No, Rod, I did not mean that I actually want you to stuff my… Yes, Rod, I do think you’re sexy (there,…