Is a tag tracking your todger? No probs, just slice it off!
Unseen eyes are following you around the room... and the food court
There’s something I’d like to show you in my underpants. Come along, now, don’t be shy. Take a good look.
See how it dangles there getting in the way? And yet, at the same time, it’s a little bit stiff, isn’t it? This makes wearing tight underpants pretty uncomfortable, I can tell you. Pass…
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