[Autosave is for Wimps]

[Autosave is for Wimps]

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[Autosave is for Wimps]
[Autosave is for Wimps]
Is a tag tracking your todger? No probs, just slice it off!

Is a tag tracking your todger? No probs, just slice it off!

Unseen eyes are following you around the room... and the food court

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Dec 16, 2022
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Photo of clothing labels sewn on to the front of a pair of black jeans
Photo © Utopia by Cho at Unsplash | https://unsplash.com/@chomoda

There’s something I’d like to show you in my underpants. Come along, now, don’t be shy. Take a good look.

See how it dangles there getting in the way? And yet, at the same time, it’s a little bit stiff, isn’t it? This makes wearing tight underpants pretty uncomfortable, I can tell you. Pass…

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