You never know when your hoard of obsolete hardware might come in handy. Just wait...

It will suddenly be in great demand the day after you chuck it

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
Internal hard drives with dust, fluff and shit on.
Bundles of CAT5 all tangled like string.
These are some of my least favourite things.

I like my house to be zen. Unfortunately, I am a hoarder, so it’s not. At least, my office isn’t. The rest of the house is so neat that three years after moving into it I still …