"Eat this!" Hang on, let me pass your biscuits through the scanner

Are you absolutely sure we're using this technology as it was intended?

In the earth; in a wound; on a chocolate cookie. Three places never to put salt. [Photo by Food Photographer | Jennifer Pallian | https://unsplash.com/@foodess]

Today is National Sex Toy Day. Oh come on, as if you didn’t know.

I booked a dental appointment for this morning, especially to celebrate. Dentists have loads of electrically powered buzzy contrap…