Autosave is for wimps

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Gutenberg invented social media and Monte Cristo was a hacker
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Why return to the office? To have a lark about when the boss isn't looking, that's why!
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Neither digital native nor mired in analogue cement: I’m the adaptive generation
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Great Moments in Crypto (part 1): BitcoinXT totally forks up in 2015
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