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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

”Philip always crossed his T:s.”

(If the walker had had tennis balls stuck on its feet, ”Off yer balls again, Hugh!” would have the obvious caption.)

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Part of her disability was the inability to park inside the lines.

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

I've had a T, now I need a P

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

With the GIG/GIC economy, all people can afford is an old SEAT.

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Dr Zimmer - known for his frames not for his parking

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Some need to take medication on time or bad things happen. iPhone Heath app is perfectly good for reminders, but fortunately I don’t need to lug the pills around. If I did, a phone case would be great, so not such a silly idea.

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

But officer, I'm only partially disabled

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Aren’t caption competitions adjudicated by a human who chooses one that tickles their funny bone? Does Chat GPT have a sense of humour module?

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Ask it "shall we play a game?" and find out !

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Topical one

The manufacturer assured me it had the range to get me home

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

…when you’re old in France, crossing the road is like breakfast. Sometimes you’ve just had un oeuf (enough!?)

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Now where the heck did I leave my human

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

That robot dog isn’t realistic, they need to attach a lead to it and every time you approach a tree, lamppost, bollard ensure the human and robot go around opposite sites of the obstacle.

This programming needs to be set to kick in intermittently until you speed up to a medium jog for the full arm wrenching experience, then we know that AI has reached the level of stupidity that most dogs instinctively know. Or do they just like annoying the humans….

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Slightly coincidentally, ok very vaguely, we watch Isle of Dogs last night. The plot partially rests on robo-dogs.

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Almost made it...

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Sauf que vous coque

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Pourquoi le poulet at-il traversé la route ?

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Parce qu’il a été agrafé à la raisinette

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Aug 4, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

The rapture was a bit smaller-scale than expected. Or so we thought, until finding Mr. Trudeau down by the river with an empty bottle of cognac.

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Aug 5, 2023Liked by Alistair Dabbs

Sigh. Bob got more and more of a luddite the longer he was on this planet.

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