Cutting-edge personal comms tech has – literally – nothing to say for itself

Goodbye, Sank Jay, I hardly knew you

You can collect it yourself. There’s no way I’m touching it.

So long 5G tariff. Farewell 5G handset. Auf Wiedersein multi-gigabit promises. Adieu to yer and yer and yer.

At Christmas, you may remember – egads, was that when I last had time to write one of these chronicles (i.e. do like a modern slave and work for nothing)? – 5G was to be my big present to…